Apparently, there's a problem with Haribo's sugar-free gummy bears and...well...you'd better read for yourself. None of these reviews are jokes, either — these are all legitimate reviews, and they are STILL the funniest thing I've read in weeks.
The fine gummy bear purveyors at Haribo generally do really great work — hence why I ranked them so highly in my Candy Rankings. Unfortunately, they apparently didn't adequately beta test their sugar-free gummy bears before selling them on Amazon. It's unclear what sugar substitute they were using, but it had some...uh...unfortunate side effects. Poop side effects. As in, we're talking a potential Level 4 Biohazard situation at the very least.