Engagement Chicken: A History of Romantic Culinary Bullshit

We're just six weeks short of Thanksgiving, which means two things: First, if your Thanksgiving/Christmas/New Year plans involve air travel, book your ticket now or suffer the financial consequences. Secondly, if you're looking to get hitched over the holidays and believe in magic, it might be time to bust out the… » 10/15/14 12:49pm 10/15/14 12:49pm

Jimmy John's Non-Compete Agreements Are Utterly Psychotic

More evidence that Jimmy Johns is the quite possibly the worst company to work for in America: they force their employees — even those at the bottom rungs of the ladder like sandwich makers and delivery drivers — to sign non-competes that would seem overbearing to a governmental espionage agency. » 10/13/14 5:00pm 10/13/14 5:00pm

Taco Bell's New Sriracha Menu Is Heretical and Must Be Stopped

According to reports, Taco Bell is testing a new menu in which Sriracha is poured over traditional menu items such as tacos, nachos, and other mysterious, vaguely-pornographic-sounding things like the "Sriracha Loaded Griller" and the "Sriracha Quesarito." So far the items are only available in Kansas City, which must… » 10/10/14 6:14pm 10/10/14 6:14pm