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There is Nothing Wrong With That Chipotle Guy's Bigger Burrito Method

There is a man who, through repeated experimentation, figured out how to get a bigger Chipotle burrito without paying more. Several of you have emailed me about how terrible he is, and ordinarily, I’d be all over that. Just one problem, though: absolutely nothing he suggests is terrible in any way. » 8/28/15 11:47am Friday 11:47am

Idiot Sues Roll-Throwing Eatery After Having Roll Thrown at Her

Typically, if a place advertises itself as the “Home of Throwed Rolls,” you should expect there will be some roll-throwing happening on the premises. Unless you are a particular extremely stupid Missouri man woman, in which case you apparently seek tens of thousands of dollars in restitution. » 8/13/15 1:47pm 8/13/15 1:47pm