Wendy's Pulled Pork Cheese Fries Are The Saddest Meal

This is not really a review of the Wendy's Pulled Pork Cheese Fries; in order for it to function as a review, I would have to go to a Wendy's location and say, aloud, to a Wendy's employee, "I will have the Pulled Pork Cheese Fries," and I can't even rehearse that without my hands literally punching me in the face of… » 10/01/14 9:54pm Yesterday 9:54pm

Would You Like Some Dongs With That? Danish Burgeria To Sell Sex Toys

If you're anything like me, every time you finish a burger, your immediate thought is, "man, you know what'd be great for dessert? A giant plastic dick. That'd be awesome!" Well, you're in luck, fellow hypothetical meat-loving sexhound: a Danish burger place is about to add sex toys to the menu. » 9/29/14 8:40pm Monday 8:40pm

Restaurant Customers Who Didn't Expect Karma to Kick Their Ass

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today we bring you stories of customers who were wrong in thinking they were too important for karma to punch them in the balls. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers. » 9/22/14 11:30am 9/22/14 11:30am

Restaurant Flips Off Yelp in the Funniest Way Possible

Ill-founded or just plain lying negative reviews on Yelp are usually a reason for restaurant owners to lose sleep, as are Yelp's extortionist business practices. The owners of one restaurant near San Francisco, CA, however, have come up with the best and snarkiest possible solution to the problem. » 9/18/14 5:09pm 9/18/14 5:09pm