Ben & Jerry's Just Released Cookie Butter Core Ice Cream

Ben & Jerry’s is releasing three new Core flavors with cookie butter cores starting today. This is not a drill, people. We are officially at DoughCon Five.*

The three flavors, via TheDailyWhat, are as follows:

Boom Chocolatta! Cookie Core: Mocha & Caramel Ice Creams with Chocolate Cookies, Fudge Flakes & a Chocolate Cookie Core.

Peanut Buttah Cookie Core: Peanut Butter Ice Cream with Crunchy Peanut Butter Sugar Bits, Peanut Butter Cookies & a Peanut Butter Cookie Core

Spectacular Speculoos Cookie Core: Dark Caramel & Vanilla Ice Cream with Speculoos Cookies & Speculoos Cookie Butter Core

For those of you who have never had cookie butter, it’s a spread composed of mashed up cookies, and as unbelievable as this is going to sound, it’s actually better than that description implies. The best way I can describe it to you is to ask you to first imagine the texture of creamy peanut butter. Now imagine it tastes like starlight and rainbows mixed with the edible version of that feeling you get whenever you play with a kitten. I won’t even buy it normally because once the floodgates open my apartment would be filled with nothing but empty cookie butter jars and you’d eventually see me on the news being hoisted out of my bedroom via crane.**

BRB rushing to the nearest supermarket to buy all of these ever.

* I’m so sorry.

** Also, I’m not 100% sure they sell it at most places in Pittsburgh since the potato quotient isn’t high enough.