Regular Kitchenette readers: Behind Closed Ovens will not be appearing today due to the Memorial Day holiday — it'll be back tomorrow, though! Should be a good one this week, too.
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Ken Yadiggit, Adios
HARUMPH. I don't even have a holiday to enjoy while waiting for it to arrive. I'm sitting here at my lonely, Canadian desk with nothing to slack off too.