Welcome to Boozinette. This is the After School Special.

  • 2 oz scotch
  • 1 oz honey syrup
  • 3 dash Peychaud‚Äôs bitters
  • 1 lemon twist

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  • 1 part honey bear (11 oz?)
  • 2 parts boiling water (22 oz?)

Pour all ingredients into a container that can handle boiling water. Let cool & refrigerate. Use in any beverage for immediate comfort in an uncomfortable world.

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Pour all liquid ingredients into a mixing glass with ice. Stir pedantically for 25-30 seconds. Strain into a martini glass neat. Garnish with a lemon twist & thank Algebra that the real world ain’t as scary as they made it sound. It just has an asshole surplus.

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David is an artist from Ridgewood, Queens, that makes drinks, drawings, and questionable decisions in the name of scientific regress. You can find him bartending at Huckleberry Bar when he isn’t at his drafting table. Follow him @drawdavedraw.

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