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In an age of billionaire nerds with chips on their slumped shoulders, bros are often caricatured as beefy dipshits…

[Long, drawn-out, blood-curdling scream]

You can’t run. You can’t hide. Every day, it gets closer, and one day, it will be here, bringing with it UNSEEN and U…

In 2012, incumbent Florida Congressman Allen West was unseated by slightly more than 2,000 votes in the most…

Donald Trump has responded to falling poll numbers in Iowa by insulting Iowans, Bobby Jindal has reminded voters…

Some people are so stylish that they can transcend makeup, can pull off every trend, no matter how objectively ugly,…

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In 1982, Van Halen created one of the greatest rock trivia facts of all time when they demanded in their tour rider…

Last night, Paul Ryan announced that he’d run for Speaker of the House if his Republican colleagues met a list of…

A week and a half ago, as I was packing for Chicago, I noticed that all of my good running clothes are a bright…

Congratulations on the successful week, everybody! We did it!

In 2008, John McCain famously suspended his campaign to rush to the center of the financial problem and fix it like…

The first time I wondered if I was possibly doing something wrong was when, while watching TV, I absently reached…

With California Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s fart noise-length campaign for Speaker of the House coming to an end today…

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The Supreme Court begins its fall term today, and it’s already shaping up to be a doozy. Its docket includes public…

Presidential candidate and living monogram Jeb Bush finally weighed in on yesterday’s tragedy at Oregon’s Umpqua…

One frozen January evening in 2010, I shoved a pair of pajama shorts, a decade-old sports bra, worn-down sneakers,…