Jul 9 2015467/9/15Confused Grandfather Thinks McDonald's Minion Toy is Swearing At HimC.A. Pinkham187This story is literally Old Man Yells At Plastic Toy. Strap in.
Jul 7 2015317/7/15KFC Weds Pizza and Fried Chicken in Unholy MatrimonyC.A. Pinkham176Well, that’s certainly...uh...a thing.
Jul 6 20151217/6/15Stories of Restaurant Customers Who Weren't Supposed to Eat ThatC.A. Pinkham2.1KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jul 4 2015277/4/15Italian Newspaper Creates Fake Restaurant to Prove TripAdvisor SucksC.A. Pinkham179If a stunt carried out by one Italian newspaper is any indication, Yelp isn’t the only terrible online review site.
Jul 2 201567/2/15Whole Foods Execs Desperately Flailing in Wake of Overcharging ScandalC.A. Pinkham64Whole Foods co-CEO’s John Mackey, Walter Robb, and Walter Robb’s extremely unfortunate shirt put out a YouTube video…
Jul 1 2015687/1/15Restaurant Owner Flames Customer on Facebook After Bad Yelp ReviewsC.A. Pinkham328Perhaps 9 out of every 10 times an owner responds snarkily to a bad Yelp review, it winds up making the owner look…
Jun 29 20151026/29/15Stories of Old People in RestaurantsC.A. Pinkham1.4KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jun 27 2015256/27/15McDonald's is Going to Be Offering Lobster Rolls Because God is DeadC.A. Pinkham346Pictured above: what McDonald’s desperately wishes it was offering.
Jun 27 2015496/27/15Ben & Jerry's Renames Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough "I Dough, I Dough"C.A. Pinkham142In support of yesterdays Obergefell v. Hodges ruling, Ben & Jerry’s is renaming one of their most popular ice cream…
Jun 24 2015806/24/15WaPo Writer Loses His Shit Over Servers Taking Away Empty PlatesC.A. Pinkham817Washington Post writer Roberto A. Ferdman has decided to take a stand for all right-thinking restaurant customers…
Jun 22 2015896/22/15Restaurant Customers Who Were the Devil, Part 2C.A. Pinkham1.3KWelcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jun 21 2015376/21/15Enraged Birds Are Continually Attacking Customers at One Chick-Fil-AC.A. Pinkham161This is a really good day for batshit headlines.
Jun 21 2015246/21/15Man Gets Chased Down Street, Tasered By Restaurant Employees Over $1C.A. Pinkham167Just your average day in New York City, really.
Jun 19 2015396/19/15How Do You Pronounce "Reese's?"C.A. Pinkham492There is a right and a wrong answer to this question.
Jun 18 2015226/18/15Hero Man Digitally Graffitis Poop Emojis Onto Soon-to-Be SubwayC.A. Pinkham85That’s really the only appropriate response to the existence of a Subway sandwich shop.
Jun 17 2015206/17/15Grocery Store Pulls Sweet Baby Jesus Beer After Customer ComplaintsC.A. Pinkham254Man, I hope nobody tells these customers about Flying Dog’s Raging Bitch.
Jun 15 2015656/15/15Restaurant Customers Who Were the Devil, Part 1C.A. Pinkham1.3K Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food…
Jun 14 2015256/14/15Multiple Chain Restaurants Allegedly Forced Servers to Wear High HeelsC.A. Pinkham289Women servers at multiple restaurant chains are claiming their employers have been instituting mandatory high heel…
Jun 13 2015156/13/15Woman Fired From Restaurant For Leaving Work to Get a MammogramC.A. Pinkham301A Pennsylvania woman is without a job after managers at her restaurant fired her for leaving work to get a mammogram…
Jun 11 2015466/11/15If We Don't Cut Back On Eating Meat, We're ScrewedC.A. Pinkham597Americans love meat, and for good reason: meat is delicious. So very, very delicious. Just one problem: our national…