At Hot New NY Restaurant Goldblum's, Everything is Jeff Goldblum

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I would ask if you've ever fantasized about a dining experience where you could be surrounded by Jeff Goldblum at all times, but, I mean, of course you have. You aren't made of stone.


Fortunately, MTV has seen fit to make that dream a reality. The real question now becomes: when will my Nic Cage restaurant experience fantasy become a reality? MAKE IT HAPPEN, MTV.

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Jane *is* the... blue passport

Video went all weird. I used Hola to make it think I was 'murican but then only got the advert? (For a laptop called "Yoga", wtf?!)