Pizza. Who doesn't love it? Why wouldn't you? Oh, I don't know, maybe because IT IS KILLING CHILDREN, YOU HORRIBLE MONSTER.
No. You can't make me make a Cry Me a River pun here. I'm not going to stoop to that level.
What does one do when you don't get the table you want at a restaurant? Ask to speak to a manager at most, right? Nah, how about instead you repeatedly call the host "retarded" and tell your server you're not tipping her because of said host? Sure, that sounds good.
Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today, we bring you some of the most ridiculous customer stories we've yet received. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.
I labored over that headline for a good ten minutes, and there's really no better way to describe this series of images. I fully expect that the images you're about to see will ultimately be made into a major motion picture entitled Kvshton's Excellent Adventure.
Picture yourself as the parent of a middle schooler. Now picture you get a letter from a school administrator asking you to have your child bring in an 8 oz canned food item. "Great!" you think. "Canned food drives are helpful to the homeless and destitute!" Then you read the rest of the letter and find out that the…
A recent survey conducted by the Oklahoma State University Department of Agricultural Economics found that 80.44% of respondents supported a government policy mandating labels on foods containing DNA. Not GMOs. DNA, the genetic material contained in every living thing known to science and practically every food,…
A Massachusetts car dealership was caught on film dicking over a pizza delivery guy in one of the shittiest ways possible. We might all have to re-calibrate our sense of what constitutes a dick move after this one.
This neat CollegeHumor video explains the origins of tipping and debunks some of the most popular arguments in favor of this stupid American custom.
Ben & Jerry's is releasing three new Core flavors with cookie butter cores starting today. This is not a drill, people. We are officially at DoughCon Five.*
Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today, we bring you stories of restaurant employees who found the fields where they grow their fucks barren. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.
A state lawmaker in Arizona wants to ban the use of Electronic Benefits Transfer cards for fast food purchases within the state. In the process, she's making a spirited bid for worst lawmaking human in the American Southwest, and holy shit that's a field with heavy competition.
We need to talk about the McDonald's commercial that just aired, you guys. I just...I have a lot of feelings and I don't know how to cope with this right now.
At least now we know what happens to very bad people when they die.
Remember Botto Bistro, the Richmond, CA restaurant that hates Yelp so much they were offering 25% off pizza to any customer who left them a bad Yelp review? They're back, they're offering an even bigger discount, and they are so filled with loathing for the website that I'm a little surprised they haven't tried to…
Have you ever heard of a Flat White? Me neither, but apparently Starbucks is serving them now.
That headline is not an exaggeration. With Russia's economy thoroughly in the toilet due to a devil's cocktail of falling oil prices, disastrous trade policies, and ill-advised costly international events (both the Olympics and the World Cup), Russia is now in a place where black market cheese dealership is a thing.
Republican politicians, especially low-level ones long on the crazy but short on PR teams telling them how stupid they would look if they displayed said crazy, do goofy, hilarious shit all the time. Rarely, however, does the target of their goofy, hilarious shit respond in a way that slyly obliterates them with…