It was only a matter of time before some enterprising soul decided to combine House of Cards and Game of Thrones into one parody. I'm just shocked that the minds behind the merger belong to Quiznos. As Frank would say, that makes about as much sense as a duck walkin' on its wings and callin' itself Gertrude. Or something.

Why the hell did Quiznos put out a fake parody combining two of America's most popular TV shows? I honestly have no idea, other than a desperate attempt to rebound from declaring bankruptcy. The only Quiznos involvement in the parody itself is the plug near the end. I'm not complaining, though; the fact that Quiznos are the ones behind this means I get to write about it.

I'll give it this: the guy playing Frank REALLY has the voice down, and the Tyrion segment alone makes this worth it. For all the absurdity of the source, I have to give Quiznos credit for putting out a pretty decent spoof here.