Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Jumpstart Jalopy.

  • 2 oz tequila
  • 2 oz cold brew coffee concentrate
  • 1/2 oz mint syrup
  • splash of half-and-half
  • 1 donut hole

In a small saucepan, bring all ingredients to a boil. Lower heat to a simmer for five minutes. Strain, contain, let cool and refrigerate. Use to freshen up any beverage that’s tasting not-so-fresh.

Pour all liquid ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake the ever-loving-god-damn-sweet-fucking-hell out of it for 10-12 seconds. Strain into a Collins glass over ice. Garnish with a donut hole and enjoy the buzz before the crash.

David is an artist from Ridgewood, Queens, that makes drinks, drawings, and questionable decisions in the name of scientific regress. You can find him bartending at Huckleberry Bar when he isn’t at his drafting table. Follow him @drawdavedraw.

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