Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Cherry Seaborn.

  • 2 oz vodka
  • 1/2 oz grapefruit
  • 1/2 oz lime juice
  • 1/2 oz triple sec
  • cranberry juice
  • 4 cherries
  • 1 lime

Muddle three cherries into a cocktail shaker. The end result should look like your love life.

Pour all liquid ingredients except the cranberry juice over the muddled cherries. Add ice and shake with a weak-kneed effort for 10-12 seconds. Strain into a collins glass over ice. Top with cranberry juice, garnish with a cherry-lime flag, and keep an eye out for that saccharine sap whose baggage isn’t heavier than your own.

David is an artist from Ridgewood, Queens, that makes drinks, drawings, and questionable decisions in the name of scientific regress. You can find him bartending at Huckleberry Bar when he isn’t at his drafting table. Follow him @drawdavedraw.