Breaking news in the breakfast wars: Burger King is now offering burgers. But, y'know, for breakfast.
I hope you guys are sitting down for this: Burger King will now offer the Whopper, the Big King, and the Original Chicken Sandwich at breakfast time, in addition to their regular breakfast menu. Mass e-mail all your relatives, for all must hear of this earth-shattering development.
This glorious and not-at-all half-assed bold step forward comes at a time when the Fast Food Breakfast Wars have reached new apexes of fervor. Truly, Burger King's creativity outshines all of its competitors, though. While Taco Bell is journeying into bold new frontiers of wafflocity and McDonald's is doing whatever the hell this is, Burger King is really pushing the envelope by offering all the stuff it regularly does, just a couple hours earlier. And I don't know about you guys, but nothing says breakfast to me like an unstable collection of pseudo-vegetables perched atop a greasy beef slab.