At Hot New NY Restaurant Goldblum's, Everything is Jeff Goldblum

I would ask if you’ve ever fantasized about a dining experience where you could be surrounded by Jeff Goldblum at all times, but, I mean, of course you have. You aren’t made of stone.

Fortunately, MTV has seen fit to make that dream a reality. The real question now becomes: when will my Nic Cage restaurant experience fantasy become a reality? MAKE IT HAPPEN, MTV.